My name—my nom de guerre—is Diana Villiers. Six days of the week, I am a scientist. Stark and demure, intensely focused on what could perhaps be described as manipulating molecules with tweezers.
On the seventh day, I play.
Please note: I offer an intensely private, exclusive, and discreet experience. It’s worth it. But before you continue, remember that my screening process is robust.
My email address is at the ^~bottom~^ of this page.
Whether it’s a relaxing massage, lending an empathetic ear to your secrets, or providing passionate encouragement to make you feel truly desired and rejuvenated, I’m here to create a comforting space just for you.
I’m a tall blonde girl with a modest and naturally shy demeanor. I offer my gentle company to intelligent, thoughtful men who might be feeling a bit lonely and craving some genuine warmth and understanding.
I only meet during daytime hours and quite rarely (usually during business hours Friday), so please reach out well in advance to plan. I’m seeking warm, friendly and supportive connection—built on mutual respect and no rush.
Completely free of tattoos, piercings (only earrings), or any bad habits, except an insatiable desire I have a petite bust and impossibly long legs that appeal to those who appreciate a naturally slim figure.
I love reading, love nature and science; I like running 🏃 in the morning; cooking and baking; I like philosophy, psychology and social studies. I have a lot of hobbies and interests. I am a great listener and I love to help people.
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You’ve come (!) so far without discussing any of mundane details. So here’s the deal.
I charge 800/hour, with a 2 hour minimum.
I require references if you have them, a link to your LinkedIn profile, and a recent selfie. There will be an additional step. This is non-negotiable.
A gentleman (and my suitors are nothing but!) will also include a short introduction so that I can learn about you as a person. I understand that this is an unusual step. Let’s just say I only want to meet those for whom this is the beginning of a deeper connection.
I guard your privacy with the same assiduity as I do mine.
I am assisted by Third Date, so if you’re in their good graces it will be easier to schedule.